January 2012
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Orange juice (part five)
A/N: Sorry this fic is pushing everything else into the background, I can’t explain its hold on me.
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Coulson parked on the street in front of Clint’s apartment and got out. A quick survey told him there was little going on in the area. There were no lights on in Clint’s building, or oddly, any of the others on the street. In fact, the only light visible anywhere nearby,...
December 2011
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Orange juice (part four)
That evening after Coulson got off work he walked by Clint’s apartment building. There were no lights on so Coulson passed by without stopping. Clint wasn’t answering his phone, but after their parting earlier, it was a safe bet that he was just screening his calls.
It was almost 2 AM and Coulson was in bed when the phone rang.
“Hello?”
“Agent Coulson?”
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How it goes in my head
Steve: Big man in a suit of armor. Take that away, and what are you?
Tony: Meet me upstairs and I'll show you.
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Potential
A/N: A little Natasha/Clint oneshot, idk.
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Natasha and Clint were used to spending lots of time apart, so their relationship had never really gotten the chance to bloom. But in many ways, that just made their time together all the more poignant. Oftentimes, their encounters would occur in the field, in the middle of a mission, with no hope for a moment to themselves. But sometimes, they...
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I don't think this should be allowed to be called...
dancingxflamesviii:
But there you go. Merry Christmas, Lauren. I’m sorry it sucks…
Thor gives Tony the only thing he wants for Christmas.
And Tony looks like he’s de-aged about 10 years at least. I really don’t know how…any of this happened.
I’m just…going to stop trying… -___________-;;
Steve: Tony, could I maybe have my pants back?
Tony: Actually, Steve, all your pants have...
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Orange juice (part three)
The stare Clint gave Coulson was unblinking and utterly devoid of movement. Coulson felt like prey under a predator’s gaze. It wasn’t a pleasant feeling, but years of staring down people pointing guns in his face had trained him with all the false calm he needed to stare back into Clint’s eyes. Finally, it was Clint who looked away first.
“Do you swear whatever I tell you...
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I've started tagging my fics by their names
Since I post them in so many parts, and not all in a row I figure that might make them a bit easier to read. Please let me know if there’s anything I can do to improve this little blog, or just comment to say hi! My ask box is always open, and I promise I don’t bite. Unless you’re into that sort of thing?
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Orange juice (part two)
Clint showed up at HQ an hour after Coulson got back. He was in uniform now, and his hair was damp, presumably from a shower. Coulson squashed the mental picture that threatened to form at the thought.
“Sup, Phil?” Ever since learning Coulson’s first name he refused to call him by anything else unless Fury was within earshot. Normally, this would have enticed a twitch, or at...
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In time (part three)
Steve and Tony stood up slowing, hands raised.
“Am I hallucinating or are these guys wearing Nazi uniforms?” Tony mumbled.
“Halt die Klappe!” The nearest soldier shouted.
“That means be quiet,” Steve whispered.
“Yeah, I got that, thanks,” Tony hissed back.
More orders were shouted and their hands were tied roughly behind them. They were...
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Orange juice (part one)
A/N: A short fic dealing with how Clint and Coulson became a couple. Headcanon abound, as always. Because I can’t seem to work on one story at once anymore, sorry!
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Coulson buzzed at Clint’s apartment at 10 in the morning. Coulson had been awake for five hours, and had spent all of them waiting to hear from Clint but he wasn’t answering his phone. He told himself he was...
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FYI
I’m on vacation until thursday so updates may be sporadic until then. Cheers!
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In time (part two)
Steve dreamed he was back in the war, the sound of an airplane droning up above, the distant booms and pops of artillery a constant staccato on his ears, and the unmistakable smell of gunpowder filling his nose. When he woke up, he was lying on his back in a snowy clearing, and the dream wasn’t a dream anymore. He sat up quickly and took in his surroundings. The sky above was overcast, and...
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baka-yu asked: Are you still taking requests? I came across this prompt from welcometotheworld a while ago and think it sounds like fun: "Where Steve starts freaking out the first time he sees a girl walking around in almost no clothes? I mean, he’s from the forties, that had to have been a bit of a shock for him.
If there isn’t it should be written, because that would be too...
If there isn’t it should be written, because that would be too...
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One night in Vegas (part ten, the end)
They were back in Tony’s bed in the mansion. Steve was trying to convince Tony that he needed sleep, but Tony was arguing that he’d slept enough already, dammit, they needed to talk. Steve protested that they could talk after they slept, which was a perfectly logical and rational solution. So of course, Steve gave in anyway.
“Okay, okay, what do we need to talk about?” he...
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In time (part one)
A/N: This is for baka-yu, who asked “what would happen if by accident Steve and Tony got stuck in his original time?”
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The Avengers were returning from a successful mission. No one was injured, and they had managed to put a super villain in jail, plus shut down the corrupt company he owned in the process. Everyone was in high spirits, but the moment they stepped off the...
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I just checked under the Christmas tree right now.
iwantcupcakes:
I don’t see any boxes that can fit a 5’8.5”, 165-lb. man.
Oh.
YOU HAVE 9 HOURS LEFT PEOPLE!
Um Same over here……
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The massage
A/N: I don’t mean to be a tease, but innuendo is immature fun!
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Steve had been working out alone in the gym when he decided to go find Tony for a sparring match. He knew to check Tony’s “garage” as he called it first, but it was empty. Next he tried the kitchen, Pepper’s office, and finally the hanger, but Tony wasn’t there either. As a last effort, he...
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One night in Vegas (part nine)
Doom laughed and swung the gun to point to Steve, but in that moment Tony suddenly stood up, using his momentum to slam Doctor Doom into the wall beside him. Steve used the confusion this caused to scoop up his shield and throw it at Doom’s face. It hit with a loud clank and bounced back to Steve’s waiting arm.
Doom’s body collapsed. The head, which was sparking and dripping a...
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technikallity asked: After a brief, frantic call from Lauren, Nick Fury turned to the man waiting patiently on the other side of the desk. "These idiots are an insult to the human race. The stupidity of their comments on The Hobbit trailer is inexcusable. There's only one way to take care of this nonsense. Hawkeye, you're up." "With pleasure, sir."
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One night in Vegas (part eight)
There were three wings to the hallways, all lined with doors. Black Widow and Hawkeye took the left, armed to the teeth with weapons they’d found in the arsenal where they rescued Mjolnir and Steve’s shield. Bruce was apparently still weakened from whatever horrors they had been doing to him before his rescue so Thor’s solution was to carry him on his back. Bruce had attempted to...
baka-yu asked: I wondered what would happen if be accident (Loki for example) Steve and Tony (or the entire team) gets stuck in his original time. If that interests you. :)
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Grocery shopping →
A little Clint/Coulson fluff for aggravatedporpoise ;)
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Tony's chair →
A little Tony/Loki for desustrider ;)
chapa-ai asked: Clint/Coulson? I just love them together. They're almost as cute as Tony/Steve.
desustrider asked: loki/tony fan fic pl0x? O: does loki count ? ;^;
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BTW,
If anyone has any suggestions/requests for fanfic, I’m happy to oblige, I’m hopelessly addicted at the moment, if you couldn’t tell. Open to all pairings, even if I don’t ship them, just so long as they’re from the Avengers. =)
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the conversation i just had with my gas station...
him: Is that a Captain America t-shirt?
me: Yes! Are you into comics?
him: Oh, no, not really. Captain America's the one married to Iron Man, right? I remember my girlfriend saying they got married.
me: ...... Yes. Exactly right.
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Home is just another word for you
A/N: The title is from Billy Joel’s “You’re My Home,” which inspired this little Clint/Coulson fluff.
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When they were recruiting, one of the selling points SHIELD liked to emphasize was how their agents got to travel the world. What they didn’t mention, was that by traveling the world, it meant you never really lived anywhere. There was no settling down....
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One night in Vegas (part seven)
“Hawkeye!”
“Hey, Cap. No worries, we’re gonna get you off that table, just hold on a sec.”
Hawkeye looked concerned, but his tone of voice was reassuring. He pulled a radio out of a back pocket he spoke into it, “Tasha? Speak to me. Found the Captain, he’s tied down like Bruce was.”
Black Widow’s voice came out of the radio with bursts of...
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Nightmares and lullabies
Tony and Steve both had their share of nightmares. It wasn’t unusual, considering all they’d lived through. Some nights, Tony would thrash around, heart racing and limbs flailing. Steve would wrap himself around him and just hold him tight until he calmed down again. Other nights, Steve would go very stiff, clinching his fists and whimpering in the back of his throat. Tony would plant...
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One night in Vegas (part six)
There were three doombots, so they each took one, and within three minutes all three bots were lying in sparking pieces.
“That was no challenge!” Thor declared once the dust settled.
“Almost strange how easy that was…” Black Widow agreed.
That was when the doombots exploded.
The blast threw Steve backwards through the air. His last thought before losing...